There are moments in your life where it seems like everything is falling apart; that the house of cards has finally been swept off by a short gust of wind. You’ll be struck… devastated by sadness.
But, never forget in those moments that what is meant to be, will be. Just then - happiness won’t seem such a foreign emotion. Revel."
So I walked into the Citibank at Union Square today and there was a bunch of press cameras and executives just walking around drinking and socializing. I get through this huge crowd to the teller and ask her what’s going on:
Teller: Oh today’s the grand opening of this bank, the press is here to cover it.
(Meanwhile, the bank manager is hovering behind me)
Me: Oh, sweet.
Teller: So how can I help you today, sir?
Me: Haha, well I need to close my account.
Man, she was pissed.